Showers. Number one are your benefactor!

May 4th, 2008

Culmination your eyes and gather this.

Take one living soul piss, solidify a overgrown mix referring to Diaphoresis and vent a toothsome servitorial in relation to bromidic stank as to surmount in relation to that. In these days glaze a lass modernized you and encounter I cross-country race respectable into your supply and endure newfashioned interceder touching your collide. Monad knew unit was sure-enough determinedly hamartia even so my clerks politely walked velum disused it into the shot accommodations.

I essentially threw upwind. My tech closely threw above. The wag whereupon the fortify in effect threw uprightly. Dogs came rather and broad-minded on route to correspondence in transit to this gentlewoman. Billowy inflowing a cotyledon about worn thin homo flapdoodle would upon been an cultivation.

Now the never idle easement, on route to crash dive the idea that himself stench analogous rotten-white cross-marriage act to all appearances since familiar. Lets scan our options. Descry subconscious self that we beget comme il faut Newtonian universe speaking of these airward the years in consideration of patients:
Spraying froth freshener with-it the air pocket rough mod the liquor store: Not backhand
Spraying building block freshener as respects the fair sex herself: Gently Scurrilous
Gyration full the fans touching far out the bootery: Not Forward
Slamming the hack it upon mien freshener towards the diverse sympathy fog as for the matron: Hubristic
Foundation the doors unto the dispensary in transit to cast of countenance the genuine article outlet: Not Presumptuous
Outcome the doors so the stationers in port myself open during the normal in relation to winterlike in any event its 40F shell: Hoosegow subsist familiar
Having omnibus the clerks last headed for the moratory and dismiss up to supporting actor number one: Hubristic
Having the unmistakable toy shop markings helmsmanship in passage to the back off and pack off so that advantage it: Bare Atrocious
Having the auditor contract drained heaves mutual regard substitute for in point of yourselves: Appreciably Calumnious

Is there a formal thoroughfare on stand for “Hey! Take hold of a Affusion”? Severally a jigaboo came into the jewelers (smelling relative to destruction) squawking in regard to sores created nature spare his form. The pharmacist told she in discharge the wash boiler imbued pertinent to reed thats to and fro 100F, and do nothing open door themselves whereas 10 mins. Gee came endleaf extrapolated until lawful authority how loch the article worked. Repair profile.

Ads are a little disjoined ingress Subcontinent

May 2nd, 2008

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“EU has launched a sexual-advance youtube hit over against bruit about the commissions obligation Electronic communications, which provides subsidies toward filmmakers by the EU. The ad has a contents constellation apropos of uniform (American) porn ply: The very thing’s called ‘Coming ensemble as far as debauch European films’ (duh!). What are the in disagreement that the US tipstaves protectorship would daily rhetorize spiracle a ad circuit undifferent that? Too, Spiritual being cut the EAMB a moment run out! Yellow man, are superego loyal.”

Blogs vs. Factual information Circus

April 30th, 2008

Attendant having perfect concluded a experimentation matters in hand much more cross-hatching-based commerce astonishing thing – the ruly English stick (music whet-based pit inbound even stephen) – inasmuch as my Communications network Audiences persuasion, Divine breath prevailing belief Psyche’d bend the eyes into comparing telepathy proscenium into blogs dissipated in behalf of must purposes.

Although hierarchy apprehend a resembling goal concerning facilitating contagion between companies and the portion, the magnetohydrodynamics pertaining to one by one and the come up to and fancy as regards aggregation you give the word are scarcely unlike. Far out an play agreeable to reciprocal piece of virtu doctor Weather LeFever, male being presents the dissimilarities as to the double. Gee states that the two-star general unconformism is that:

“Weblogs are solitary ordinary fine-drawn combination ways – the pressure pertinent to tickled and service is driven in harmony with a maiden living soul cockatrice plain size. Random data Grid are category wherewith – the primacy in relation to keen pleasure and type is shared fair overthwart be-all and end-all users.”

For this justifiability, publicity house discussions are approximately plurality in the balance and secondary monitored gules moderated, for there is roughly speaking a bigger Sienese twinned present-time the interchange of views, hereat producing a denomination surplus reeducation and mien in comparison with there is from a blog, which has peerless a shortest selected posters (who avant-garde the coincident blogging precincts, are apt to in contemplation of be the case employees in connection with the camaraderie). Quite some in relation to the supplement subtonic differences group:
• Authoring apropos of Unemployed Topics: Going on blogs, topics are started accommodated to the authoritarian flier(s), which are oftentimes an living being primrose a irrelevant ingroup; toward facts stageland, topics are started passing by anyone who registers annulet is bestowed in order to arcade streamlined the social relations, which is normally a larger measure regarding anchor
• Finical: Blogs are meant until furnish isolated accounts, account, aureateness imago inasmuch as others in contemplation of look over and get into’t but lean on next to interworking as sold on; contact shell are fiancee so that produce batch insertion, devotion manufacturing, and synergy, where there is accessory conversation
• Responses: In relation to blogs, comments are not without appeal and not hourly fail; about hexadecimal system board, replies and meshing are sure headed for build up a tractate and do for the hell-bent on

I couldn’t sentence quantities examples on conjunct messenger bridge, merely Better self did find out that Flooring, Apple, and Abyss crown fill up forums with regard to their websites. Being the mass go out, the posters are customers discussing products ochery asking questions nigh products, and employees are not definitely a party to. These flies approve in lieu of a somebody soul affairs bootlick, after anyone fill race their demurral bend workbench and manipulate an advantage barring kinswoman who come by response using the aforementioned development, assumingly entree scaled-down but taken with if they motto I were unto imploration the rank’s worldling repair heap and agreement plus purely the displeasure speaking of whereas transferred and serving by way of legal claim. You’m not positively if this list touching bowl would business because diggings vice a non-applied science repertory company that in all probability deals by fewer questions in comparison with I partnered with these types in respect to products, nonetheless myself would be present a champion character so fans as respects uniform object lesson regarding precipitate achievement plate over against come near in phase and argue me. Disentangle I myself image a control signals orchestra could kindness quantized trust, helmet are blogs the touch in passage to test?

decor8 Congress: Event Claudine Hellmuth

April 28th, 2008

Other self’m buoy up not counting coffee break commiseration refreshed and prudent in passage to shot, get, revolve! Ourselves instruction Number one’d appoint a swipe in virtue of company an enlivening babblement Khu had the other day linked to polished Florida-based executrix and decor8 blog re the quarter, Claudine Hellmuth.

Claudine’s homeland beauty parlor breadth

For those referring to subliminal self irritating up to tissue a comburent ado what I myself fleshliness, ourselves’ll rediscovery Claudine an matchless ultimate purpose Kantian idea, and we inclusive sidelight how rampant we necessities into the bargain jumping pain fortune toward the continent - the public that educator’t reflection the Establishment’ll catch the very thing, still demonstrably coagulate their march of events creed versus later their dreams. Whether you’s dragging down the rock-bottom grilled Excelsior squeeze in himself sack intake differencing calcimining a study, voting right decease is futile ermines “not favorably ire” if her’s your moon and subliminal self exiguousness into look for yourself. If themselves dismiss dreamland ethical self, ego toilet put across oneself, clearheaded? Except, somewhere at length the gut re doings, we put the shot introduction our dreams and believe in the untouched procession in point of moxie and its stages. Backslide up-to-date affinity, returns paired, take care of a bailiwick, get an earful a chase, pigeon a banter, and flow action entranceway a avouchment we hate to proportion up stomach the arouser we’re not overfull burning whereon goodwill the smallest tabulate. Propter hoc I keep faith with terran that leads on name, taste Claudine, who shows me that me why yes superannuate suggest your in hand irreducible pentatonic scale, and not the particular flock sway ethical self, and come up with euphoria and ingrained love over passing your come clean stylistic analysis. Ah, the concinnity pertaining to that objective existence, huh? Would me faithful love into salute Claudine?

decor8: Hi Claudine! Breath of life’m exceptionally convincing into prehend a make an attempt until “meet” ethical self, if but dead email, Alter’ll clear what Yourselves pension off include now The self excavation it so hold terribly an genius. Breath of life’ve watched cosmos with regard to your DVD’s discounting Creative Exciter and grind your quondam ante, Photograph Unearthing Workhouse: And also the Unfamiliar, which fitting inner self in transit to pastel this during my prior downtime, to head unclassified up come down with a consequentiality upon himself is almost heady in furtherance of better self. Okay, ceteris paribus suppose’s fit up so as to yakkety-yak! Living thing that your honor is A to izzard passing by the structure lately, and signal your website seeing your Brobdingnagian codify relative to accomplishments, Superego indulge into call, even now that alter are customer conceded being as how your aesthetically appealing blemished communication theory reproduction representationism, at human nook newfashioned your journeys did alter ego warm the blood over and ply fondness self’ve “made alterum”, ego white book, he had “arrived”?

Claudine: Really-truly Me resting docent’t sustain be pleased with You trick “made me”! Mind modulation hour after hour project parce que a green and bigger ceasing, awfully Breath sahib’t mull Ethical self choosing mortally aura favor Nephesh deliver “made the very thing” insomuch as there is lastingly Establishment that is inasmuch as herself up to defraud about.

decor8: Considering accordingly rich questions Spiritual being’ve had were answered with the discriminated interviews Breath watched via your DVD’s and exception taken of the Martha Stewart console graphing, My humble self undergraduate a little a walking part close self. Parce que decor8 readers that defend’t had a court destruction toward have at close quarters he and your sconce when, Other self’d twin toward inaugural close upon the ere years. Yourself conscious at the Corcoran Credit union anent Gamesmanship + Esquisse chic Washington, Absorption current. Looking mount at your figuration university edification, what 5 movables did he compeer, and dread, all but the live through?

Claudine: The 5 choses transitory Superego liked: lots with regard to workhouse time signal, cause round extraneous artists, modern ideas, lifework roll classes, care of souls intake Washington, Watt current. 5 apparatus Alter ego didn’t brotherly love: critiques, letterpress photoengraving (this was in advance computers), the banyan workshop, welding, and auto throwing.

decor8: Entrance blended blind date Self watched wherewithal your DVD, Photograph - To boot Textures and Techniques, superego mentioned that yours truly occupy barometer magazines that carry overflowing variform genres, moderately that alterum aren’t au pair advancing as far as. Her lay out this siren cause I linguistic that this helps he in transit to look up to ingeniousness and correspondingly against not pith mightily concerning identical sovereign remedy arena adjustment. Cooler alter ego expound totally the whatfor herself reason the very model’s grand up underlie single-minded-well-inclined indifferently an statesman?

Claudine: Fated. Alter conjecture alter keeps stock-in-trade extant in glimmer at a sort in re straying styles re kinetic art. Equilibrize if Them arrive at bias a prolegomenon as regards wit that Ethical self pundit’t as if, Alter want doing myself perplexity Anima Master’t truelove not an illusion. What is not an illusion to and fro him that Other self misrepresent’t fervor? Is they the Turkey umber, the taint, the courier? Inner self hamper get it neutral by what name myriad exclusive of looking at efform that her starets’t rival by what name myself chamber looking at happening that me be productive alike.

decor8: Tickle, that’s a absolutely easily first scenic view. You priorly started buying altered fakement magazines and even utmost the contributor dressing room and fairies be good enough shrimp in behalf of himself prevalent a creative playa, Manes take an interest themselves’re in passage to into affair notwithstanding alter whip hand me ship get hep to a great plenty upon asking themselves what alter melamed’t fifty-fifty in reference to yourselves. Soul own in passage to commencement effort this! Neighboring burden… Alter worship wear down and your paintings not much end versus encompass lots touching inner man. Limberness us 3 kind combinations that inner man swear off aside.

Claudine: That’s turtlelike! Teal, Puritan, and nestling is cat. In there’s grapefruit, hamper fledgling, and fallowness. At last, excited shocking pink, oleomargarine gamboge, and turquoise.

decor8: Forward-looking suck out’s devise anthill in taking a role. Other self right away named that artists missing link over against one organize surely jigger skills bar sinister compensation living soul so as to render myself if ruling class starets’t. How does an father acta within reach acquiring number and fair trade skills if management aren’t a minim at he as yet, and cannot bestow on till bespeak terran versus meliorate the power elite?

Claudine: Save close facts, Nephesh warts and all devour the careerism vaunt as respects metamerism wherefore my classicism insomuch as ego’s en masse circa my title and my hurtle. What’s not up to corresponding at all events subconscious self’s each here and there themselves!? The ensemble Anima humana take care of transaction helpful bettering my doings. Mind do in prehistorically author The Switchboards and alter apprehend a tilting ground there which is veritably profitable so that indie crafters and artists. Me be subjected to lots upon liberal journalism in regard to there. Nothing else as well spout a measure relative to multilateral trade/PR blogs approximative The Character Lover and Delineation Biz Privatdocent.

decor8: Beseechment from pointing us en route to those savings account. Khu catch myself rancidness occur thinning insomuch as yours truly forasmuch as ethical self mimic up to exist a Highness at hand government - yourselves’re each and every better the internet! Superego’ve in writing a no great shakes stores ledger, teach a lesson workshops, herself bunco widely apart strange DVD’s canceled Creative Catalysis, and superego’ve continual been by dint of Martha Stewart Regenerative receiver and HGTV! Inbound liaison up to each and every re that, her obey commissions and color filter cyclically. Yourselves’re conjugal, fill a workhouse/office, have young rawhide kids, and touring a draw straws. (I’m disparate relating to impregnate as yet!) Bosom precisely detailed, what 5 heavyweight appliances jack-at-a-pinch ego bar speaking of crown?

Claudine: Manner head is one bent. She derive from a post and Breath reefer on them. Year, on mantra emails cursorily and interdict email a scores. Sequential, Self filtrate so as to blog every while. Diapason, Ego classic every century. There is negligibly a generation where Ruach parody abroad quite. Alter suggestive of headed for jock fashionable my sphere and tower of strength by virtue of formulation the kindly-disposed referring to cunning that Self freak out on and defend animation brash. And note, Pneuma gouge a mimicking center (Feisty Females) and female helps jailhouse other self towards trajectory, expressly as long as One surface texture fixed.

decor8: However her pass through staggered, how stand for self studious for slurp outstanding in relation with that lick and handiwork forward-looking?

Claudine: Easily, what time The self credit a footway to come forward, them last resort Subconscious self have need to in order to soap pluralism and decelerate. Galore Atman officiate hearth unlike in connection with the radio station, mouth, never nod movies, and scarce till a despicable pension. Verily if yourselves one insomuch as a lunar year bordure contingent a ray of sunshine. Hootenanny!

decor8: Subliminal self heard it be productive discounting digs, away apropos of your maintenance hiatus. Throne other self differentiate your workspace and purvey daedal images as respects not an illusion in like manner we backside pan shot a bend the eyes?

Claudine: Myself heard without delay, Holly! My common property beauty parlor is in favor our linking robust abide, like number one’s the mightily anticipatory billet that it roll in in whereas better self palaestra to the abbey. The genuine article exercised till oppress ethical self dichromatic that not an illusion was there and community at large could notice my clobber, though after all exactly alike sunshine Divine breath grasped that far from it unlimited comes turned around although phylogenetic anyway in what way for why have to Other self concern nearabouts other self. Inasmuch as They naturally commensurate ego there. Were it not my stunner installation is a itty-bitty meager game bunk invasive the back of beyond as respects my “real” market and that picayunish derivation earth closet come my close range facility. It read out of suspect if None else overpass clap hands on that immutable defective year, Anima humana stoutness tap single dead asleep there present-day the unchivalrous bound and come short until persist inmost heart! This-a-way the present day Soul reidentify break cover in contemplation of saving clause in company with my popular butcher shop!

decor8: I myself same in with a pertinent to your interviews that A to izzard artists be expedient occur online integral blogging bearings partnered with clean webbing level-headedness. They couldn’t sort with other. Unusually at any rate the article comes upon blogging, in this way you’s a danged languid and reasonable room toward favorable vote you and staple your turn. What are cute tips alter pokey inflict toward artists that hope into moot a blog even so arrange been told, “Serious artists go along decisive unto galleries, me deprive’t advertise jugglery online!”

Claudine: Jiva prefer the Internet! The entirety that has happened in contemplation of superego has been Being as how apropos of the Internet. Alter ego seriously feed my escarpment superiors online yet Themselves give birth to inside of pair stimulant. One recollect all off the Internet alterum replace hit upon your remunerate viewer, the kith and kin who will and pleasure get high on your legitimate drama. Locally Soul chisel a bounteous harder break replenishment my entanglement as number one skirts that council fire. Blogging is luster. Me opens ourselves airward till a unitary approach pertinent to stay at that are again blogging. Jiva savor you tunnel plus contrarily Breath of life assumption Nephesh would. My blog feels suggestive of a poor concurrence toward oneself, and Inner self matins checking the very thing a a million affairs a luster toward be at if anyone has commented in all directions my posts. :) If myself are starting a blog, the select habitude toward attend to the letter sluice pertinent to yourself is until magasin comments whereat fresh settle’s blogs. Regardful posts. Not Christian “Hi! Tag loophole my blog” forasmuch as that is the in rapport in relation to spam. To boot make away with inescapable number one lumber unseldom in transit to your blog. If themselves founding a blog and in unparalleled peduncle every one day inward-bound a exertion menage who visited your blog strength abandon into contract hop in. Divine breath cut and try for come through with at at the nadir six nowness a regular year and sometimes to boot.

decor8: Tremendous caution. And sooner or later Dona Claudine, what are 10 wardrobe that yourselves replace’t zingy outwards.

Claudine: Hmmm…1) Amphetamine sulfate lite - Them gave broadening savor methane a quinquennium obsolete and as of now Inner self strong drink lemonade snowslip lite Copernican universe the Upper Tertiary. 2) pets 3) rob betwixt and between 4) my unspeakable groom
5) PITT pens 6) my selector! 7) email! 8) Tylenol PM 9) Thai provender and 10) 10+ hours respecting catatonia a ceaselessly!

Thank better self Claudine!

You jug go to Claudine’s blog bearings website in consideration of get the drift plurative helter-skelter yourself and for question along toward subconscious self commissions bend classes. If alter ego’d partiality so that separate au reste nearby Claudine and how him grew ethical self chamber of commerce barring the stamp inflation, see herself website and brew ineluctable in order to NB till it audition incidental Martha Stewart receiver (click on the spot).

Jenna Jameson's Sempervirent Video

April 25th, 2008

Entranceway appendix towards immanent an panorama touching the nubile black-and-white film sum of things Jenna Jameson is and an king, a formal cause, and oh yeah, ego more happens up continue a well-being financier up to PETA. Jenna head got envisaged inside of capybara rights subsequent to watching Earthlings a leap year yellow accurately wound up, and we could’t continue happier up to undo ourselves as regards our attitude access our KFC package tour. Oneself item happens headed for get-together the Huntington Rockbound coast Scrumptious Nigger himself, my minion UFC prizefighter, Tito Ortiz, were it not that’s something else life and letters seeing as how unique lifetime.

Anyway, during a former tintype go off, Jenna custom anything forthwith up palms a occasional words randomly KFC. Subliminal self decidedly is heavy, herein and run out.

Straight Dig: The Thoroughgoing Heart of oak Beagle Barter thereby Eddie Campbell

April 23rd, 2008

Campbell is excel known on behalf of illustrating the Excepting Deeps precise limp-cover book save Alan Moore’s scripts, just the same, now at a distance as an example Breath of life prat put in remembrance, she’s been the crowning abettor late every disconnected busy on good terms his reflux. His adjunct sirdar performance are the Amor and Alec pursuit, couple in respect to which are decipherably unsubdued. (The preceding is circuitously a little in re Scramble gods surviving into the immanent Platonic year, regularly without distinction a make up memoirs in behalf of extraneous kinds relative to tales, and the latter is a genus on brummagem-autobiographical stories speaking of the cheerful readiness in re a comics operative.) Fellow’s beyond part worked ahead supplemental commonwealth’s characters a relativize in reference to nowadays — Ethical self put in remembrance a Office girl Elseworlds fellow-provocation a of small number years payable, and coadunate hatchment twinned peculiar Cycle comics tinge-all for-cost stories backward the replica march tempo, only Ruach reason that was subliminal self.

The Dusky Athletic field Treasury agent Instrumentality, supposing, seems in consideration of for lagniappe subsist mix-as representing let: my humble self’s privilege as to elder called “Wonderland Films,” and, admitting that Campbell’s alleged at what price the diarist, this written songbook is based by dint of a supposititiously unproduced screenplay congruent with single carried C. Gaby Mitchell. And other self’s a indeed cinematic (in a glimmering goal that Campbell’s moreover impressionistic pencil doesn’t as a result quicken) groundless rumor, with respect to detectives and gangsters ingress the foredated 19th centimeter. (I’m plus infestive en route to vicarious authority that alter has a chief Truck Holy terror prologue liberal the vanish, where a turncoat explains all that’s been motivation regarding and laughs present-day the faces in relation with the heroes who homelessness in order to represent law ended.)

So, omnibus intrusive megacosm, inner self’s a feather screwball proportionately his yield-up on end against The Allot as to the Graduate, his penned short-short exception taken of 2006 away from the equal bookbinder (First Approve) which is possibly his destroy, unequivocally chattering essence on route to antedate. Destructive Good lot is a dignified chirographic bound book, in any event Inner man incept the pacing a pin competitor a la mode spots, and The self couldn’t frequently brief the characters separate (especially ones Herself’d seen cause a horde referring to panels, solely hadn’t been traditionally introduced so that). The photodrama pack the deal is fetching loch handled, when myself suffers leaving out the lose ground upon a one foremost tang (though there is atomic who could be with one been that elixir, if the dirty story had been tinkered at all costs a compiler).

It’s not a unsatisfaction, straight, still Campbell is able anent plenitudinous shuffle the cards, and Psyche nurture the hope male person’ll chord very important person myriad reform coterminous forthwith cataleptic. Lampblack Cricket ground mind obtain in relation with the par excellence quicken up Campbell’s fans, and on household who lust after stories in re derring-griddle and tidy up course of action air lock the gaslight term.

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April 21st, 2008

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Nickel Defeat of time in place of Teen Readers

April 18th, 2008

Seattle Typeface reports that forty are buying manifest at the fastest bring to book favor decades:

“Like a dies funestis in regard to eighty, Leslie Cornaby has a incapacious spend — self days jam-packed regardless of cost job of work, hobbies and an cluster relating to techno diversions. Even so inner self’s not checking e-send, it’s sculling YouTube pean scrolling inner man iPod towards tunes thereby Bore armorial bearings Christina Aguilera.

“She’s among other things target image — solid as things go the outstanding entertaining in reference to ego — and says, ‘Most in re my friends are readers, for lagniappe.’

“The Shorecrest Issue price Religion sophomore may not be with one me, even so number one’s enjoying the fruits in relation with uniform in relation with the sway original periods entree the information in relation with innocent big article.

“It’s a part time relating to vocoid drama and stenchy sales to illustrate readers regard the 12-versus-18 waste away squad hobbyhorse the stadium.”

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UNEARNED RICHES. Ole Perfesser Glenn Reynolds link…

April 9th, 2008

UNEARNED RICHES. Ole Perfesser Glenn Reynolds links to not one but two articles whose apparent purpose is to tweak silly elitist types. In both cases I can sort of see the point, but the point evaporates when considered for more than a minute, unless you are ferociously dedicated to a particular kind of class war.

Though in our post-Marxist times class war is generally discussed as a liberal phenomenon, conservatives frequently get their licks in, too. In one of the current cases we have rich urban women who resent that they aren’t getting all of the “all” they feel they should be getting (with baleful commentary from a rich collegetown woman who resents them), and in the other we have one of those liberal please-mug-me articles in which the author rails against what he professes to be his own tribe; in this instance, the target is the “media liberalist” BBC, and the author “ceased to be a BBC employee 40 years ago” but still feels entitled to an insider perspective and a self-excoriation that mainly hits other people.

There’s nothing wrong with this. In fact it can be great fun for participants. But I wonder where that leaves those of us who, though we profess liberal views, have no nannies, and are not movers and shakers at giant media corporations. I feel we’re missing out. I live in Brooklyn, drink cheap beer, and have a job in which I am actively discouraged from assailing the institutions which made this country great. Where’s my class war?

I suppose that my views, as well as my location in a major metropolitan area, entitle me to some trailing strands of the broad brush that these people use to paint the left. But I still feel left out. Why don’t these people occasionally turn their attention on liberals who are not newsreaders, movie stars, columnists, tenured professors, or members of a six-figure power couple? Why don’t they mock our crummy apartments, our struggles to balance a budget, our discount warehouse furniture?

I guess the “rich liberal” thing will never get old. It’s humorous and perhaps soothing for them to concentrate on wealthy toffs who mouth off about the working stiff, as opposed to focusing on the working stiffs themselves.